Social Distance Comedians Pillows

Memo - Latest social-distancing guidelines.

Fighting Covid

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

They're behind me aren't they?

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

The Insiders

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

COVID Era Intel

Open up the Shops!

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Covid Babies

Quarandating.

The Lone Ranger at Home

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"That is six feet."

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.