Social Distancing Humorists Pillows

Christmas 2020

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Lend me your ears

Nonsense Poem

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

The Organic

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Dating in 2020

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Happy Brithday

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Coronavirus

The trap

Decontamination

Face Mask Romance

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper