Christmas 2020
Social Distancing Humorists Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the lighthearted side of social distancing? Our collection offers clever and funny items that capture the quirks and laughs of our new normal, perfect for those who embrace humor during these times. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products bring a smile in the era of social distance.
6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions
Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."
Fighting Covid
Fist Bumper Cars
Distance to avoid contagion
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
"I'm learning to live with existence."
Lend me your ears
Nonsense Poem
Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.
"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"
"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"
Lost Season
The Organic
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
"I find wearing a mask helps."
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
Dating in 2020
"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"
Happy Brithday
"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"
Coronavirus
The trap
Decontamination
Face Mask Romance
Start of school year in Cuba 1
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."
"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."
I break for toilet paper
Social Distancing Humorists Gifts Collection
Social Distancing Humorists Mugs
Explore our collection of social distancing humor mugs, perfect for lightening up your mornings with a smile.
Social Distancing Humorists Pillows
Bring humor into your home with pillows that celebrate the funny side of social distancing.
Social Distancing Humorists Prints
Browse our prints that showcase the wit and humor of social distancing—perfect for home or office decor.
Social Distancing Humorists T-Shirts
Check out our funny social distancing T-shirts—ideal for staying stylish while sharing a laugh.