Social Distancing Comedian Gifts

"That is six feet."

Captain Pointy

Carys: "They said in TV that you have to wash your hands once an hour. I don't think I'm going to get a lot of sleep tonight!"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Nonsense Poem

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

They're behind me aren't they?

Happy Brithday

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Coronavirus

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Confined by Coronavirus

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

Open up the Shops!

The Insiders