Quarantine Comedian Gifts

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Pandemic Haircut

"Self isolation. What's the big deal."

The quarantine self cut.

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Well I'm off to the office."

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.

The Lockdown Passport

"Could be worse. Can`t imagine being in Italy with all those restrictions on movement."

Coronavirus Shortages

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Okay, you can keep the Lockdown hair, but the toenails have to go."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Blessed are they who follow the two metre rule, for they will avoid the attention of the cohortes urbanae!"

"During the lockdown Graham limited himself to two drinks a day."

"Shall we talk about something else?"

Open up the Shops!

"I was quarantined at home. I snuck out and now I'm under house arrest."

"Ahh, quit looking so smug."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Waiting For Godovid

Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!

The one COVID graph that we can all agree on

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."

COVID Clock

Lockdown Cartoons

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Toilet paper calendar

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You may remember me from such things as yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. And..."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Coronavirus Shadow