Quarantine Entertainer Gifts

Distancing with the Stars

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Ironically, Bob's accordion did bring joy to others during self isolation.

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

They're behind me aren't they?

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Coronavirus

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Happy Brithday

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Dating in 2020

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Open up the Shops!