Lockdown Entertainer Gifts

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

They're behind me aren't they?

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

The Insiders

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Covid Babies

COVID Era Intel

Open up the Shops!

Distancing with the Stars

The Lone Ranger at Home

Flush Direct

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Keep out - Covid-19

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"