Lockdown Laugh Champion Gifts

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

They're behind me aren't they?

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Covid Babies

Flush Direct

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

The Lone Ranger at Home

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"Still too close."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

Catching Covid

New closures due to the pandemic

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"How far have you come?"

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Refresher course

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"