Lockdown Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"There goes our resolution to join a gym!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Vaccine passport required

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Strainspotting

Coronavirus

Social distancing

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"