Lockdown Humorists Gifts

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

New closures due to the pandemic

"Do you really want to escape...? There's covid out there..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Lost Season

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

The trap

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Coronavirus

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Decontamination

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Happy Brithday

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."