Lockdown Laughers Gifts

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Flush Direct

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

New closures due to the pandemic

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

Refresher course

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"How far have you come?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

Social Distance Beggar

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

Fighting coronavirus

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.