Lockdown Laughers Gifts

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Flush Direct

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

New closures due to the pandemic

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"How far have you come?"

Refresher course

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"David has taken the opportunity of being at home during the lockdown to learn how to be incredibly annoying."

Social Distance Beggar

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

Fighting coronavirus