Lockdown Laughter Gifts

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

First Wave. Second Wave.

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

That's 7 dog years or 56 human ones.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The trap

"5...4...3...2..."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

COVID-19

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Sleeping masks

"Thank God!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Covid Babies

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Working from home

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

Flush Direct

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."