Lockdown Laughter Pillows

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

First Wave. Second Wave.

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

That's 7 dog years or 56 human ones.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The trap

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"5...4...3...2..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

COVID-19

"Thank God!"

Sleeping masks

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Covid Babies

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Working from home

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Flush Direct

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."