Lockdown Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

"No, you can't have church, unless you would like to assemble in a liquor store, abortion clinic or marijuana dispensary."

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Virtual Beach

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Strainspotting

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Coronavirus

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Social distancing

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Flush Direct

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"That is six feet."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

COVID-19 dime

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."