Pandemic Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

"People were confused by how we named the new variants so we're just calling this one the 'really scary new bastard'!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

US National holiday

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Face Mask Romance

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Virtual Beach

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Vaccine passport required

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Bubbling

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Covid-19 Caution

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Strainspotting

"Why not?"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Coronavirus

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Social distancing

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."