Pandemic Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

"People were confused by how we named the new variants so we're just calling this one the 'really scary new bastard'!"

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

US National holiday

Virtual Beach

Face Mask Romance

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Covid-19 Caution

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Vaccine passport required

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Social distancing

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Strainspotting

Coronavirus

"Why not?"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."