Pandemic Laugh-seekers Pillows

Social Distancing

Bribes for Jabs

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

US National holiday

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Virtual Beach

Face Mask Romance

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The trap

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Vaccine passport required

Covid-19 Caution

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Thank God!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Strainspotting

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Sleeping masks

Coronavirus