Pandemic Humor Seeker Pillows

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US National holiday

Superspreader

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Bribes for Jabs

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Decontamination

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Virtual Beach

The trap

Face Mask Romance

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Social distance queue starts here

Covid-19 Caution

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"