Pandemic Humor Pillows

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

All Board the Coronacoaster!

"Oh, you know - same old, same old,

"OK, which one of you called me an 'asshole'?"

Safety First

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Covid smiley

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

Masked Wrestler

Ski-ban

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Hugs: Virus Free

"He's no longer the man I married, I'd call him a variant."

"I've always worked from home."

"We cannot serve meals on the plane because you cannot take your mask off to eat... So we are only selling our snacks."

Covid Measures

COVID Summer

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I think she likes me. She sat five feet away instead of six."

"I can't fit these things, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. . ."

"It will be enough for my whole life!!"

"Hi, I'm Pete and this is my wife, Sarah."

"It's amazing what fuzz little surprises pop out and show themselves since the lockdown started."

Social distancing

Social Distancing

Working from home

"At least I don't need to waste time inventing reasons not to go on a parkrun anymore."

"I used to worry that I might get sick from contaminated food but I came up with a great solution. I've stopped eating."

Masks Encouraged For Unemployed Men Who Haven't Shaved In A While

"Sorry, Ted, but my doctor says I need to stay at least 2,600 feet away from old boyfriends."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Flea Collars

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan