Covid-19 Humor Pillows

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

"Oh...well, then it's okay!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Decontamination

Virtual Beach

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

The trap

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Covid-19, Mask Up