Covid Humor Pillows

"Give me all your hand sanitizers!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Virtual Beach

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Face Mask Romance

Decontamination

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

The Masked Singer

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Covid-19, Mask Up

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Social distance queue starts here

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"