Pandemic Joke Lovers Pillows

Rudolph with coronavirus phones in sick.

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Virtual Beach

The trap

Face Mask Romance

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Covid-19 Caution

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Vaccine passport required

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Social distancing

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Strainspotting

Coronavirus

"Thank God!"

"Why not?"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Sleeping masks

"Ahem... mask please..!"