Pandemic Joke Lover Pillows

"Dude. . . haven't you seen the news?! No closer than six feet!. . . No matter how good my butt smells."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Virtual Beach

Decontamination

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Covid-19 Caution

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Social distance queue starts here

Covid-19, Mask Up

The Masked Singer

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"