Pandemic Jokester Pillows

Wine Face Mask

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

Working from home.

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

"Oh Yeah? Well You've Got Covid Breath"

"The mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes or chin."

Production in times of pandemic

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

Virtual Beach

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Decontamination

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The trap

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"