Pandemic Parody Lover Pillows

Men standing at a distance from the urinal

Dance of the 7 veils

They're letting us spend more time outside these days. They have a better understanding of what it's like being cooped up now.

"Two weeks quarantine before coming through the gate." (man at the gates of Heaven, being told there is a quarantine"

Remember no handshaking

"Wow! - That's some lockdown hair!!"

"Congratulations - it's a new variant!"

Earth Going Viral

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Dinosaur Group Think

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Covid-19 Caution

Bubbling

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Vaccine passport required

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Social distancing

"Why not?"

Strainspotting

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."