Pandemic Satire Lover Pillows

"Then it's agreed. When this is all over, we'll continue to social distance with each other."

Temp check at Heaven's gate

"My temperature actually went down after someone blew on me, and I wasn't 6 feet apart or wearing a mask."

Sphinx in Eygpt wearing a facemask.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

The trap

Virtual Beach

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Decontamination

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Social distance queue starts here

Covid-19, Mask Up