Pandemic Satire Fan Pillows

Closed Due Corona Virus - The Dragon

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

Santa's Mask Problem

"Due to public health concerns the galactic government bans any visit, abduction or invasion to the planet that locals call Earth."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Merry Christmas

Virtual Beach

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dinosaur Group Think

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Mask Autumn

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Social distance queue starts here

Covid-19 Caution

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

State of the Union

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Social distancing

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Thank God!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

New Shades 2020

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Coronavirus

Strainspotting

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."