Pandemic Parody Fan Pillows

"OK, which one of you called me an 'asshole'?"

"Arrrgh! I need a mask!! At best a gas mask! Arrrgh!!"

Dinosaur Group Think

"Actually I wear the mask to protect against viruses - but I thought, 'As long as I'm in here'."

Bribes for Jabs

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Virtual Beach

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Covid-19 Caution

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Coronavirus

Strainspotting

"Thank God!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Sleeping masks

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Social distancing

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"That is six feet."