Pandemic Comedy Fan Pillows

How to wash your bum

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dinosaur Group Think

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Virtual Beach

Face Mask Romance

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Covid-19 Caution

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Bubbling

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Vaccine passport required

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Strainspotting

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Coronavirus

Social distancing

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.