Pandemic Satire Fan Gifts

Closed Due Corona Virus - The Dragon

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

Santa's Mask Problem

"Due to public health concerns the galactic government bans any visit, abduction or invasion to the planet that locals call Earth."

Bribes for Jabs

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dinosaur Group Think

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Virtual Beach

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Covid-19 Caution

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Mask Autumn

Social distance queue starts here

State of the Union

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Coronavirus

New Shades 2020

"Thank God!"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Social distancing

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.