Covid Satire Lovers Gifts

The Magnificent Seven adhere to the covid rule of six

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Social distance queue starts here

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Bubbling

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Mask Autumn

Vaccine passport required

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

State of the Union

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Shades 2020

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Thank God!"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'Rona Lisa

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Shelf-Isolation

"Bless you!"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!