Covid Satire Collector Gifts

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Merry Christmas

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Mask Autumn

State of the Union

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Social distance queue starts here

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

My boss is a real turd.

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

New Shades 2020

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Strainspotting

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Thank God!"

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask