Covid Satire Collector Pillows

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

State of the Union

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

Mask Autumn

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

My boss is a real turd.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Strainspotting

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

New Shades 2020

"Thank God!"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"