Covid Commentary Collector Pillows

NO MASK,NO FUN! (Pence vs Harris)

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Bribes for Jabs

Strainspotting

Blue Origin

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The New World Order

The Return of the Germ

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

How Stupid Is Your Love?

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

A 9/11 Every Day

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Delta and Omicron Race

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Mandatory mask use

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Covid Restrictions

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Strainspotting

Mosquito Test + Taste

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

Omicron

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."