Covid Commentary Collector Pillows

NO MASK,NO FUN! (Pence vs Harris)

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The New World Order

The Return of the Germ

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Mandatory mask use

Strainspotting

Delta and Omicron Race

Covid Restrictions

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Mosquito Test + Taste

Omicron

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

"Mamma Mia! So this is where my 'artistic licence' kicks in."