Covid Commentator Pillows

The Cougher

Have you travelled outside the country recently, and if so, what the hell is wrong with you?

Didn't let covid run my life

Strainspotting

"To use or not to use the mask that is the question?"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"It ain't over till. . . "

Hand Sanitiser

Tunnel of Love in Covid Times

Covid Euro 2020

Covid Measures

Masked Entrance Only

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You're not the parent of my child and I say no mask! Got it?"

Mandatory mask use

Covid Response by Dummies

Covid Eats Up the World

Omicron

Cuba develops nasal vaccine against Covid

"I see Frank's still self-isolating then?"

2022: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Covid again!"

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

"Why did it take him so long to do something? He was warned of the coronavirus in November 2019!"

I'm sorry, but technically there are six of us and my boss is a stickler for the rules

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

Delta Variant

"Rudolph with your nose so bright, can I see your PCR results tonight?"

Whoopie Pie 2021

"Fairet? Hard to say. . . the hot ones are all wearing face masks."