Covid-19 Commentators Pillows

"Open up, you're being LIBERATED."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Bribes for Jabs

Corona Funeral

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Sputnik V

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

New scenario with the vaccine

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

The Return of the Germ

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

How Stupid Is Your Love?

Social distance queue starts here

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

A 9/11 Every Day

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."