Pandemic Pundits Pillows

Every day is groundhog day.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Dr. Fauci, you've forgotten your Hypocritic Oath: First do no harm to to me!"

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

"I said. . . opening the economy now with the Covid 19 cases on the increase is just too risky. . . hello. . . ? Hello . . . ? Anybody there. . . ?"

Major college athletics programs

"Are we there yet?"

"You didn't get vaccinated, did you? We'll stay together until death do us part!"

Last Brexit Meeting

"My career tanked right about the time I changed my name to super-spreader."

Strainspotting

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

The Three Wise Queens

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"To be or not to be."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

The new normal

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Booster shots

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children