Coronavirus Commentator Pillows

"All aboard!"

"Houston, you have a problem."

A doctor rolls out a carpet for a king with a Coronavirus sceptre

Boris Johnson

"Don't catch it!"

Covid Christmas

"In keeping with my policy of hiring only the best people I've recently hired Dr. Doovo to help us with this coronavirus hoax we're now dealing with."

Coronavirus War

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Strainspotting

Blue Origin

Corona Funeral

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Sputnik V

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

They're behind me aren't they?

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The Return of the Germ

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

New scenario with the vaccine

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Social distance queue starts here

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Pandemic Jeopardy