Lockdown Commentator Pillows

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Strainspotting

Blue Origin

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The Return of the Germ

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Covid Restrictions

Mandatory mask use

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Delta and Omicron Race

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

A confinement of convicts

Mosquito Test + Taste

COVID-19 fever

Covid Euro 2020

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."