Lockdown Commentator Pillows

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Bribes for Jabs

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

The Return of the Germ

A 9/11 Every Day

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

How Stupid Is Your Love?

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Mandatory mask use

Covid Restrictions

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

A confinement of convicts

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Delta and Omicron Race

Mosquito Test + Taste

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."