Lockdown Debater Pillows

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

COVID Era Intel

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

A confinement of convicts

The world on lockdown

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

2020 Panic Room

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Keep out - Covid-19

"How many days have we been like this?"

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Cummings and goings.

"We're sort of open."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"