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Pandemic Analysts Pillows
Add a touch of cozy humor to their space with a pillow that pays tribute to pandemic analysts. Soft, stylish, and playful, it’s perfect for relaxing after a day of crunching data.
"So what do you think about this coronavirus thing?"
2021
Deaths from Coronavirus
Distance to avoid contagion
Coronavirus Global Alert
"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."
Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm
COVID Devotion
Pandora's boxes
"Darn it, lost another swab."
COVID Road Map
Holding a gun to the WHO
S.O.S. vaccine
"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."
'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'
And now for today's lead story. . .
Stock Market
StRATegist: Dominic Cummings
How Stupid Is Your Love?
Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag
"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"
Wrong ways to wear a face mask.
"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."
Johnson & Johnson vaccine sales
Strainspotting
Vaccine race
"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."
"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."
Covid Restrictions
"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."
Delta and Omicron Race
"It's a VERY novel variant!"
Shop signs: then vs. now
Markets Drama
Pandemic Analysts Pillows Collection
Pandemic Analysts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for pandemic analysts—each one crafted to bring humor and personality to their coffee or tea routine.
Pandemic Analysts Prints
Check out our prints that showcase the brilliance of pandemic analysts—perfect for brightening up their workspace or home with a touch of wit and wisdom.
Pandemic Analysts T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for pandemic analysts—fun, comfortable, and full of witty insights that match their clever minds.