Covid Commentary Fan Pillows

"Self-isolation, not self-immolation."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dinosaur Group Think

The Return of the Germ

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

Covid-19 Caution

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Covid Restrictions

Delta and Omicron Race

Mandatory mask use

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."