Pandemic Perspective Fan Pillows

"For another £150,000 we can turn it the other way up."

Bribes for Jabs

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Dinosaur Group Think

Covid-19 Caution

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Just in time for Halloween...

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Due to public health concerns the galactic government bans any visit, abduction or invasion to the planet that locals call Earth."

Protoxoan social distancing.

Nobody move.

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

A fluffy sheep wearing a face mask

The New Paranormal

"I'm like Santa, but for 'Season's Greetings.' Here, have a box of cotton swabs."

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

2021 2020 1861 1929 1941 2020 had to isolate before being allowed to return here. And now, only the other years everybody would like to forget will be friends with him. Baby 2021 can't wait to get started. Folks down there are very glad he's finally coming, and they have high hopes that he's gonna be a great year!

"Your body, your choice."

Masked Wrestler

"Zombies? No way! Don't you recognize Ebola?!"

"Calm Lady, I'm just a child in disguise!"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Santa's Mask Problem

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."

"You'd better make that 10 feet."

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