Pandemic Pop Culture Fan Pillows

"I'm like Santa, but for 'Season's Greetings.' Here, have a box of cotton swabs."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Batman O' War

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Gremlins 47

Tunnel of TV

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Harriet Walter

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Time Machine Collision.

'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'

American Gothic Selfie

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'