Covid Commentary Fan Gifts

"Self-isolation, not self-immolation."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Bribes for Jabs

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Strainspotting

Blue Origin

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The Return of the Germ

Dinosaur Group Think

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

I break for toilet paper

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

How Stupid Is Your Love?

How Will They Manage without Us?

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

A 9/11 Every Day

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

Covid-19 Caution

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Delta and Omicron Race

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Mandatory mask use