Covid Collector Pillows

"It will be enough for my whole life!!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Masquerade

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Batman - Face ID

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

A Masked Ball

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Cat Mask

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'How old is this vase?'