Covid-19 Memorabilia Collector Pillows

"I knitted it myself."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Holiday Gifts 2020

Luddite Zoom.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Strainspotting

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Pandemic Orphans

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Still too close."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Alt. TP

Toilet Roll Prank

Working from home

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

Social Distancing at Ben and Jerry's

Of course your boss said you couldn't. It just isn't practical for a clown to work from home. (Published originally on Nov. 13, 2014.)

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

Cats Zoom

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

"Seriously? Unless it is N95 and properly fitted, a mask is totally ineffective."