Covid Memorabilia Admirer Pillows

My Very First Mask

Holiday Gifts 2020

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Luddite Zoom.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Alt. TP

The fight against Corona

Working from home

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

Resisting the Virus

"I knitted it myself."

Of course your boss said you couldn't. It just isn't practical for a clown to work from home. (Published originally on Nov. 13, 2014.)

"Remember when we used to use that quaint phrase, 'business as usual'?

I must hose you down before you prepare my meal. Disinfectant. We could deliver it to you if you just put a bridge over your moat. Warning. Do not cross.

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

'Next up is the actual spectator who caught the record-setting home run ball. Do I hear $100,000?'

Couple keeping 2m distance

COVID Santa

"I kinda miss lockdown."

"Oh MAN!"

Masks protect against covid

extra-long cracker for social distancing

Strange panic buys.

Christmas in the Time of Covid

"Great. . . I've got 36 pallets of toilet paper and can't even pee."

Keyworker