Covid-era Memorabilia Collector Pillows

Of course your boss said you couldn't. It just isn't practical for a clown to work from home. (Published originally on Nov. 13, 2014.)

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Holiday Gifts 2020

Luddite Zoom.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Strainspotting

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Replica Football Merchandise

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Pandemic Orphans

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"Still too close."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Alt. TP

Toilet Roll Prank

Working from home

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"I knitted it myself."

Cats Zoom

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

"Seriously? Unless it is N95 and properly fitted, a mask is totally ineffective."