Pandemic Memorabilia Collector Pillows

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COVID Santa

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Holiday Gifts 2020

Luddite Zoom.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Pandemic Orphans

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Crocheting during lockdown

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Still too close."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Toilet Roll Prank

Working from home

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

A woman claps at two paint marks on a wall

"I knitted it myself."

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

Cats Zoom

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Of course your boss said you couldn't. It just isn't practical for a clown to work from home. (Published originally on Nov. 13, 2014.)

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

Resisting the Virus

'Eveyone get a Bobblehead Night, except me...'

"Seriously? Unless it is N95 and properly fitted, a mask is totally ineffective."

"It will be enough for my whole life!!"

Covid Art

Incredible Hunker