Covid Humor Collector Gifts

extra-long cracker for social distancing

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Virtual Beach

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Strainspotting

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Coronavirus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Social distancing

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Vaccination campaign

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Is this the line for whole foods or the bank?"

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"That is six feet."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Fairy tales in pandemic time

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Ham Sanitizer

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Still too close."

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel